7 SIGNS YOU’VE STAYED IN TOO MANY HOSTELS

1. You’re able to get down from a top bunk as silent as a ninja so as not to wake up fellow roomies

2. You no longer buy milk for coffee as the other guests will never notice if you sneak a little from their, right?

3. You’ve mastered the art of hanging a bed sheet or large towel from under the top bunk mattress to make a bottom bunk privacy den

4. You are no longer phased by sharing a room with old men who sleep in their boxers

5. You just can’t sympathise when someone else’s food has been stolen from the fridge if they were stupid enough not to put their name on it

6. Nightly drinking games become so normal you can’t understand why your working friends get so excited about TGIF

7. being lucky enough to get a bottom bunk is more exciting than all your Christmases put together…!